Oh no! You are using Internet Explorer

Why are you using Internet Explorer? Surely you have heard of all the security risks, and all the bugs (it has gotten kind of serious, even a division of the Department Of Homeland Security has found some issues with it). And if you don't care about those, how about the fact that nothing looks right in IE? The fact that it exists means us designers have to spend twice the amount of time hacking our creation so it looks right.

Switching to a more stable browser like Apple's Safari or Mozilla's Firefox is easier than ever!

And plus, I refuse to support Internet Explorer, so if you want to see my site, you have to use a standards-compliant browser. You know me, I say just get a shiny new mac and you will be a lot happier.

Sincerely,
Aram